The Unborn!!!

So my offspring (I don't say this to be cold, I just don't know what it is yet) is due to be born on August 18th, and if by chance it's a boy and is five days early, I've asked my girlfriend if we could name him Scott Pilgrim or Jason. Needless to say I was denied twice.


I don't think it'll help my case if I said that Jason loved his mother...